Class Notes ...

No no incase ure thinkin I'm gonna bore you by talkin abt my subject classes, uve gotten it absolutely wrong. Today we had the best JAVA class ever....

Check this out, Mr Ram Paul Singh {he reads it as Ram "Pal" Singh himself =))... teacher ka kam, chowkidaar ka naam zyaada lagta hai :P} was tryin hard to control a class of some 60 odd students {like us ;) } and was failing miserably at it.

A sinser {sincere} few, occupying the first two rows were religiously noting down everything RPS was saying {read uttering more to himself than to the class} and funnily so, those partycular students were the only ones who could hear him :P

Since I couldn't have missed out such an awesome opportunity on grabbing some great blogging material.... heres what my notebook looked like:

7/08/07

JAVA (Th)

----> Futures of Java

{This is exactly what he had said and believe me if he hadn't written "Features of Java" on the board none of us would have known what we were supposed to be reading about :P }

Immediately after he wrote that on the board he turned to ask us "What is a JAVA??"....oh and later he also almost slipped off the raised plateform while writing, recovered just in time and sheepishly smiled at the people in the first row.

Hilarious!!!

(i) Compiled and Interpreted

(ii) Plateform indepedent & portable {exact replica of what was on the blackboard....i swear i died trying to suppress my giggles...=)) }

Okay the rest of the spellings weren't bad but man if he hadn't been writing this is what we were hearing ....

corprate for cooperate {He was asking all of us sinser students to pleez corprate with him.}

tharee for three

slowness {since when did that become a word :-/}

daata for data

paradijam for paradigm

masine for machine

samaal for small

iph lhoop for if loop

four lhoop for for loop

akson for action

brode for broad

varak for work

eejji for easy

trum for term

mony-tori-ng for monitoring

Oh and the masterpiece....when he finished listing out the important features of Java...

"These futures are considered by the java team when they are going to devlup a java language."

.... sir hume toh pata hi nahi tha aapke paas itni inside information hai, waah!!!

Bas bhagwaan se yehi dua hai... is baar JAVA mein pass kara dena :P