Excellent Logic....:P
Okay I just chked my mail and found this really nice email.... i found it funny so thot i'd share it with u guys :)
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child Should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose.
"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
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And there's another absolutely hilarious fwd i remembered.....here goes
In some remote village of India, one masterji isteaching the
Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the krishnajanma' part of it.
Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the krishnajanma' part of it.
Masterji: "Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev n Devki behind the bars.
First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n Kansa throws him off the mountain peak.
Third one is born."
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata
then how come u have one?"
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to
kill him,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?
Masterji fainted.........................
Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)
Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata
then how come u have one?"
Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to
kill him,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?
Masterji fainted.........................
=))
Comments
hehehe....lovely, even i have frnds in commerce...this sure is gonna get some laughs, good one
@ mann..i dnt knw u personly lekin vands se kafi baar aapke barien me suna hai gawddd i had tkn up commerce in my clss 11 & 12 lucky i escpd frm it n landed in arts nw..:p wel really kul ones...
n vands!!! jst wantd 2 say hi :P
hehehe ... mail ashi bhaiya ne bheji thi, my cuz... i found it quite funny
@mann
hiii dearie...:P
Sure sweets ill do dt i find sm of these 1 4 sure...u cn cll me mads, n muz thx vands bcoz of her got 2 hve a new frn.. btw u cn chk out ma blogpg 2 if ya like 2,vands se link kia hua hai...n commnt also if u like..wud like it actly :P
@ Dams,
yeps i knw ashi bhai dearie lolol :p kafi mazedaar hai..haha!!m stl laughng away....
ive gt commerce n im PROUD to b doing it...v rnt all dis dumb!!:P
vands yeh fwd kar diya kar naa sweety!
n mads sharam kar le...commerce padhke aisi baatein aapko shobha nahi deti:P
lolol..sharam sab tyaag diya maine :p kyunki ab arts ki jo ho gyi hoon :)..agar tu ek proud commercian hain 2 let more of such jokes cm up na ..lolz..:P
haye haye batameez...maine kuch nahi kaha bacche and i can never forget u
and sure thing fwd kar diya karungi agar aisa kuch mila toh :)
@tanuj
yeah i totally love that and it is indeed excellent logic ... yeh kisi ne pehle kyun nahi socha!!! =))