Say Hello to the Sleep Monster !

Firstly ppl sorry for my absense from my favorite space on the web but then unfortunately nuthing triggered my fingers to go tap tap tap on the keyboard to result in text on my blog !
Why am i writing today? Well because I'm confused and I need answers...
It should be common knowledge that i have exams comin up... yup they're knockin on my door this Monday and will remain unwanted guests in my life till Saturday...but the problem is not that, the problem is that me the "sleep hater", the "insomniac" {actually that still holds... i still can't sleep at night} is sleepin like i fear i would forget the defination tomorrow or something like that.
I dunno if its to do with the exams or just the fact that i have hellishly boring subjects and i hate sittin at home and havin nuthing better on my TDL except numbers of chapters against the name of my subjects.
I feel that i need to rest to make my 'super floaty' head stay still, but it just backfires and everytime i wake up i can hear me sayin "What the hell just happened here?? How on earth did the clock strike that??" :-??
But whatever it is I end up feeling like a zombie on a pogostick for major parts of the day and I think very soon I'm gonna be entering my name in some record book for devising new ways to waste time and be wasted...esp when time's the only scarce commodity at hand!
I'm turning into a sleep monster and no amount of efforts to mix my blood with caffeine seem to be working...atleast for the day.
Any ideas ppl???
Help needed!